College Football Top 25 for 2007: Extremely Early Edition

1. Who fucking knows?
2. Who fucking cares?
3. Why is anyone doing these so early?
4. At least wait until after national signing day!
5. Michigan
6. Mark Schlabach from E!SPN says USC. I don't fucking care!
7. All
8. We
9. Know
10. Is
11. Absolutely
12. Nothing!
13. Except
14. That
15. The
16. National
17. Title
18. Winner
19. Will
20. Definitely
21. Be
22. San
23. Jose
24. State.
25. Duh!