I've had an epiphany.
After reading a blog update on X-Entertainment, it has come to my attention that just about anyone can get on the back of a DVD with a "This movie is great" kind of comment. The problem is, a lot of movies don't get any of those because they suck.
I'm about to change that.
I went to Rotten Tomatoes and picked out a few of the movies that are in cinemas now but aren't so good, apparently. Hopefully, these glowing reviews will make me famous.
And now... Covered in Gravy presents, MOVIE REVIEWS!
Rush Hour 3 (20% on RT) -- Chan and Tucker re-invent the buddy comedy movie with non-stop action and faced paced wit! 5 stars!
Underdog (12% on RT) -- The move from cartoon to real-life for Underdog was the best thing that could have happened to the franchise. Hilariously funny, with a big thumbs up!
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (14% on RT) -- Some movies are hilarious. Some movies are touching. Chuck and Larry is both of those, one moment giving you non-stop laughs and the next teaching us about the gay community. It's brilliant! 10 out of 10!
Daddy Day Camp (2% on RT) -- The funniest kids movie of the summer! Five stars!
Bratz: The Movie (9% on RT) -- OMG! This movie is, like, awesome! Jon Voight is excellent - Two big thumbs up!
Evan Almighty (24% on RT) -- Steve Carell has the performance of his lifetime! Even better than Bruce Almighty! Five out of five!
All of these reviews are completely serious.
Put me on the back of a DVD, Hollywood! And remember to quote me as "Covered in Gravy".
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Madden '08 has a few glitches
This guy wasn't too happy with his copy of Madden 2008 for the Xbox 360.
Warning: Many, many expletives in this video.
Warning: Much, much hilarity, too.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Enjoy the show!
Dear anyone who didn't enjoy Monday night's Raw,
Calm down.
Now, I may be being hypocritical here, but a post to say someone didn't like Raw was definitely not needed. Indeed, this may not be needed, if I'm just saying I liked Raw, but I'm not.
I agree, Raw was not a great wrestling show this week. Key word in that sentence: wrestling. Vince said it himself this week: the WWE is an Entertainment company. It's World Wrestling Entertainment. And I was extremely entertained by Raw this week.
It started off great - Sandman being the GM would have been hilarious:
Cena: SANDMAN, I WANT A MATCH WITH UMAGA! TONIGHT!
...Sandman?
Sandman: *smashes beer can against forehead, chases him out of office with cane*
But Regal being the GM was the best possible scenario. As soon as the match was announced, I thought, "REGAL FOR GM REGAL FOR GM". Regal wanted a push on Raw, he got it. I loved this - one of my biggest mark-out moments I can remember. Although that's a bit sad.
The WWE Dating Game skit was hilarious, too. Regal burns the contestants at the start. Simmons has a bigger vocabulary. Santino turns heel - heck, even Hacksaw was funny at times.
Vince was amusing. The call-back to the London grin on Vince's death march was amusing. Many other things were amusing - and the good parts were enough to cancel out the bad parts and still have goodness left over.
I think the IWC, as a whole, has become too negative. Yes, the good ol' days of wrestling were very good. But I think we have to put up with the fact that the WWE has moved on from this - they're never going to be that good again with Vince at the helm of the company.
The WWE has become more of an entertainment company. If you're reading this, you probably love wrestling - if you don't already, watch Ring of Honor. It's better than anything the WWE could ever put on in the squared circle.
Everyone needs to just watch the WWE, and realise that it's not going to be that pure wrestling promotion that we all want it to be. We're a vocal minority, and the majority of wrestling fans - marks - are gonna put up with RAPPPAADDDOOOOO, Batshitista, and others with little to no wrestling ability. As the title says...
Enjoy the show!
Although the less said about a possible Vince-Steph incest angle, the better. Eugh.
Calm down.
Now, I may be being hypocritical here, but a post to say someone didn't like Raw was definitely not needed. Indeed, this may not be needed, if I'm just saying I liked Raw, but I'm not.
I agree, Raw was not a great wrestling show this week. Key word in that sentence: wrestling. Vince said it himself this week: the WWE is an Entertainment company. It's World Wrestling Entertainment. And I was extremely entertained by Raw this week.
It started off great - Sandman being the GM would have been hilarious:
Cena: SANDMAN, I WANT A MATCH WITH UMAGA! TONIGHT!
...Sandman?
Sandman: *smashes beer can against forehead, chases him out of office with cane*
But Regal being the GM was the best possible scenario. As soon as the match was announced, I thought, "REGAL FOR GM REGAL FOR GM". Regal wanted a push on Raw, he got it. I loved this - one of my biggest mark-out moments I can remember. Although that's a bit sad.
The WWE Dating Game skit was hilarious, too. Regal burns the contestants at the start. Simmons has a bigger vocabulary. Santino turns heel - heck, even Hacksaw was funny at times.
Vince was amusing. The call-back to the London grin on Vince's death march was amusing. Many other things were amusing - and the good parts were enough to cancel out the bad parts and still have goodness left over.
I think the IWC, as a whole, has become too negative. Yes, the good ol' days of wrestling were very good. But I think we have to put up with the fact that the WWE has moved on from this - they're never going to be that good again with Vince at the helm of the company.
The WWE has become more of an entertainment company. If you're reading this, you probably love wrestling - if you don't already, watch Ring of Honor. It's better than anything the WWE could ever put on in the squared circle.
Everyone needs to just watch the WWE, and realise that it's not going to be that pure wrestling promotion that we all want it to be. We're a vocal minority, and the majority of wrestling fans - marks - are gonna put up with RAPPPAADDDOOOOO, Batshitista, and others with little to no wrestling ability. As the title says...
Enjoy the show!
Although the less said about a possible Vince-Steph incest angle, the better. Eugh.
Monday, August 6, 2007
More Fun with Keywords!
Here are some more words people searched for on Google to find this blog:
cena vs jbl preview judgement day (A preview of a match that would have happened 2 or 3 years ago? All right.)
damian linson (Who? [does research] A Central Michigan wide receiver? What the hell?)
chase holbrook qb mock draft (Again, why search for something that's already happened? Or... if my memory serves me, Holbrook still plays at New Mexico State or something... why would there be a mock draft with him in it in AUGUST?!?)
tulane wendall octave (More of people searching for football players, I guess.)
wwe.com (Here's a suggestion, mate. Go to wwe.com instead of searching for it on Google! Idiot.)
And that's it for this week's exciting edition of Fun with Keywords! Tune in next week for more idiots and perverts finding my blog!
cena vs jbl preview judgement day (A preview of a match that would have happened 2 or 3 years ago? All right.)
damian linson (Who? [does research] A Central Michigan wide receiver? What the hell?)
chase holbrook qb mock draft (Again, why search for something that's already happened? Or... if my memory serves me, Holbrook still plays at New Mexico State or something... why would there be a mock draft with him in it in AUGUST?!?)
tulane wendall octave (More of people searching for football players, I guess.)
wwe.com (Here's a suggestion, mate. Go to wwe.com instead of searching for it on Google! Idiot.)
And that's it for this week's exciting edition of Fun with Keywords! Tune in next week for more idiots and perverts finding my blog!
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s Review
May as well try and pick up where I left off with more videos.
Fun with Keywords!
I have a counter somewhere on this site (I forget where), which counts how many hits I get to this bloggy thingy. It's a surprising amount - roughly 20 to 25 hits a day, which I'm very happy with. But a lot of those views come from Google Searches, which I'm also very happy with. Why? Because I get to see all the things people are searching for when they find my blog!
Some examples:
"candice michelle and pudding" (The one person the WWE is targeting with those matches has visited this blog!)
"ncaa 08 ____" x 1000000 (Honestly, there's about 7 or 8 searches that weren't something to do with NCAA Football 2008.)
"wwe.com videos on judgment day" (Why they clicked this link instead of WWE.com's, I don't know.)
"the great khali vs batista one man stand match" (Firstly, why would you want to know about a Great Khali match? Secondly, did this match ever happen? I don't think it did. I forget. Thirdly, one man stand match? What the hell?)
"youtube wrestlers winners" (This just confuses me.)
"watch video of edge winning the world heavyweight championship" (It's called YouTube, my friend. Use it.)
"youtube gravy" (Holy crap! Someone actually searching for gravy finds this site! It's a miracle!)
So there we have it. The weird... the boring... and that's about it. Maybe if I post some weird words in this post, I'll get stranger searches. Let's see...
HOT LESBIAN ACTION VIDEOS
SEX SEX SEX
FURRIES HOMEPAGE XXX
MACHINE EATS PERSON
FRIED DUCK HUNT
ELEPHANTS PLAYING SOCCER
Come on down, weirdos!
Some examples:
"candice michelle and pudding" (The one person the WWE is targeting with those matches has visited this blog!)
"ncaa 08 ____" x 1000000 (Honestly, there's about 7 or 8 searches that weren't something to do with NCAA Football 2008.)
"wwe.com videos on judgment day" (Why they clicked this link instead of WWE.com's, I don't know.)
"the great khali vs batista one man stand match" (Firstly, why would you want to know about a Great Khali match? Secondly, did this match ever happen? I don't think it did. I forget. Thirdly, one man stand match? What the hell?)
"youtube wrestlers winners" (This just confuses me.)
"watch video of edge winning the world heavyweight championship" (It's called YouTube, my friend. Use it.)
"youtube gravy" (Holy crap! Someone actually searching for gravy finds this site! It's a miracle!)
So there we have it. The weird... the boring... and that's about it. Maybe if I post some weird words in this post, I'll get stranger searches. Let's see...
HOT LESBIAN ACTION VIDEOS
SEX SEX SEX
FURRIES HOMEPAGE XXX
MACHINE EATS PERSON
FRIED DUCK HUNT
ELEPHANTS PLAYING SOCCER
Come on down, weirdos!
My blog is very valuable
Look how much money I would make if I sold this blog:
Hoora- wait.
Damn.
My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?
Hoora- wait.
Damn.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
I. R. Back
Hey guys, I'm back! Well, I've actually been home since the 23rd, but I've only now been bothered to post.
So... yeah. It was fun.
Alright then.
So... yeah. It was fun.
Alright then.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Bye bye bye
Alright, then. I'm off for a one month holiday to England and the US, so I won't be posting on here for a while.
So, I guess, until then, this is Max Laughton saying...
Drat.
Goodbye!
So, I guess, until then, this is Max Laughton saying...
Drat.
Goodbye!
Monday, June 18, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
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