Max's Power Poll: 26th February, 2007

I've gotten literally no emails asking me to do a power poll of something. To be fair, I've gotten no emails whatsoever. I won't list it here, as I would be spammed. And not just by spam bots, one would presume.

But this is going to be a Power Poll of... well, I haven't really thought about that. Hmm...

All right...

The Top Ten People Named dshban, Ever
1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Me
5. Me
6. Me
7. Me
8. Me
9. Me
10. Me

OK, that was pointless. But, hey, I'll do one some day. Maybe when College Football starts back up, they'd be more useful...

College Football Top 25 for 2007: Extremely Early Edition

1. Who fucking knows?
2. Who fucking cares?
3. Why is anyone doing these so early?
4. At least wait until after national signing day!
5. Michigan
6. Mark Schlabach from E!SPN says USC. I don't fucking care!
7. All
8. We
9. Know
10. Is
11. Absolutely
12. Nothing!
13. Except
14. That
15. The
16. National
17. Title
18. Winner
19. Will
20. Definitely
21. Be
22. San
23. Jose
24. State.
25. Duh!