Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Fun with Keywords!

I have a counter somewhere on this site (I forget where), which counts how many hits I get to this bloggy thingy. It's a surprising amount - roughly 20 to 25 hits a day, which I'm very happy with. But a lot of those views come from Google Searches, which I'm also very happy with. Why? Because I get to see all the things people are searching for when they find my blog!

Some examples:

"candice michelle and pudding" (The one person the WWE is targeting with those matches has visited this blog!)
"ncaa 08 ____" x 1000000 (Honestly, there's about 7 or 8 searches that weren't something to do with NCAA Football 2008.)
"wwe.com videos on judgment day" (Why they clicked this link instead of WWE.com's, I don't know.)
"the great khali vs batista one man stand match" (Firstly, why would you want to know about a Great Khali match? Secondly, did this match ever happen? I don't think it did. I forget. Thirdly, one man stand match? What the hell?)
"youtube wrestlers winners" (This just confuses me.)
"watch video of edge winning the world heavyweight championship" (It's called YouTube, my friend. Use it.)
"youtube gravy" (Holy crap! Someone actually searching for gravy finds this site! It's a miracle!)

So there we have it. The weird... the boring... and that's about it. Maybe if I post some weird words in this post, I'll get stranger searches. Let's see...

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SEX SEX SEX

FURRIES HOMEPAGE XXX

MACHINE EATS PERSON

FRIED DUCK HUNT

ELEPHANTS PLAYING SOCCER

Come on down, weirdos!

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